hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
Normani and Dinah discuss their biggest obsession (✿◠‿◠)
HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE
IT’S EVEN SMILING WHILE ASLEEP.
Possibly the most harmless creature Australia possesses.
holy shit he is so adorable I WANT 5
fuck 5 I WANT 17
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
Kinda weird how in english you can say i love you to all your friends and family but in spanish “te amo” it has more meaning and its weird if u say it to your friends or family
Same for italian. We don’t say “ti amo” to friends and family.